Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
