Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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