The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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