every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He shit in the fireplace
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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