what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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