it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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