love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
