did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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