Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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