how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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