He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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