On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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