New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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