I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I will be naked everywhere
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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