i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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