he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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