i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Randomize
