Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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