Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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