I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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