The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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