I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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