Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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