For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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