we're blogging at a bar
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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