oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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