NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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