I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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