So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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