come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize