I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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