yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
NoShamevember. You game?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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