I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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