I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Non-Jews are for practice
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Life is so much better after having sex.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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