i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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