Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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