doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
