...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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