Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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