My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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