sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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