I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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