I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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