I'm lost and stupid without you.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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