Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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