I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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