What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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