Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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