he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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