you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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