Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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