You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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