I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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