their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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