you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
They left me at home... I'm a liability
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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