Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Watching her eat just hurts me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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